The Fool Proof Guide to Shopping for your Lady

Every year it was the same panic; “what do I get Kristi for _____(insert name of gift-giving worthy event)” . I think this is a fairly familiar story for most guys I know; that dull pain as the memories of every lame gift you’ve ever given comes flooding back. It doesn’t have to be this hard.

I am happy to say that for nearly a year and a half now I have refined a system that makes shopping for the wife a lot easier. You still have to find a fantastic big-gift as the cornerstone; but with a few complimentary gifts to scratch certain itches you’ll have a well rounded thing going on.

I try to get my wife something for each of the following categories:

– Something to entertain her
– Something to feed her spiritually
– Something to challenge her brain
– Something to make her feel pretty or special

Every gal will be different, but when you break it down to a few simple areas shopping becomes a cinch!

Good luck men.

The Onion – (content is king)

It has been said that while all other newspapers are failing and losing readers, The Onion continues to grow. I think the reason is obvious; the content is golden. Some of it is crass, but when they’re good they’re really good. No need for me to wax eloquent about it; here are some favourites from The Onion.

Articles

Radio

There’s no way to permalink to specific radio posts, so I guess you’ll have to do a search.

  • New 2010 Rake Hits Store Shelves Today Mon, Sep 07 2009
  • China Recalls Everything Tue, Dec 16 2008
  • Sci-Fi Channel Launches Battlestar Galactica: Miami Fri, Oct 17 2008

Video

Domino’s Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

Bush Tours America To Survey Damage Caused By His Presidency

Spam Crackdown Threatens Koy4Goff’s Penis Enlarger Industry

Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day

Experts Agree Giant, Bioengineered Crabs Pose No Threat

Congress Debates Merits Of New Catchphrase