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illness

November 29, 2004 - By

as you may have heard, i got scurvy this week. the doctor actually seems to think it’s cool. i bet he brags about his patients... View Article

new love

November 21, 2004 - By

here’s what you need to do: find a double bass. you don’t need to know how to play to appreciate how it really is the... View Article

back to bassics

November 10, 2004 - By

i’ve been dl’ing live vids of bands and have noticed an annoying trend. no bass player action. ridiculous. example: the strokes were on conan, out... View Article

last laffs

November 5, 2004 - By

remember the high school math prof who hated you? mine would heckle me in class. anyways, he called me at work with a photoshop elements... View Article

the day has come

November 2, 2004 - By

back in highschool emily wood convinced me to get my g1 driving license. today, it is expired. i never even learned how to drive. better... View Article

technology sucks

November 1, 2004 - By

I’ve had a minidisc walkman for a year now, and it’s ruining me for music. have you been paying attention to my top 5? i... View Article

hindsight

October 21, 2004 - By

those of you in my whining circle may have heard me complain that my sight has gone south since i had eyeritis. i went to... View Article

welcome to paradise

October 19, 2004 - By

about three months ago there was an attempted abduction directly across the street from where i work. three weeks ago there was a band robbery... View Article

blog

October 5, 2004 - By

last week after the first presidential debate some cnn guy, and also the toronto star quoted the opinions expressed by bloggers as some kind of... View Article

ninjas

September 17, 2004 - By

last week I got in a fight with a ninja on the way to work. he was beating the snot out of me until I... View Article

anti-design

August 10, 2004 - By

this month the awol gallery in toronto is holding the square foot gallery. it’s neat to see the emerging style of our generation. a lot... View Article

farewell québec

August 3, 2004 - By

no showers, ridiculous roads, sleeping in a conference room, complimentary escorts, never-ending gay pride parades, hit and runs – that’s right, I went to quebec... View Article

Other People’s Pets

June 28, 2004 - By

i’ve been having creative dreams lately. two nights ago i had a dream that my aunt served me a sandwhich spread called ‘other people’s pets’.... View Article

McMcBlain

June 22, 2004 - By

have you heard of that movie ‘supersize me’ where the guy eats mcdonalds for a month and is practically dying? i was kinda alarmed to... View Article

anti-politic

June 1, 2004 - By

with the elections coming up, and Ken’s background in politics, a lot of our customers want to talk about politics. my two cents is always... View Article

camera

May 24, 2004 - By

ye olde camera perished this weekend. it didn’t float. it was going to be four years old this summer. i never used the stupid thing,... View Article

new start

May 4, 2004 - By

i haven’t had the internet in my home for nearly 3 months now. due to xp problems, i was no longer able to create a... View Article