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March 16, 2005 - By

i eat fast food everyday. what you didn’t know is i get the family discount! my nearly commonlaw step sister in law is an assistant... View Article


March 15, 2005 - By

well, i know it will surprise you, but i failed in my lifestyle change of becoming an environmentally obsessed vegan. it turns out i couldn’t... View Article

professor arley

March 6, 2005 - By

on thursday i taught canadore colleges interactive multimedia students a couple tricks in photoshop. my good friend tony b showed up to be in a... View Article


February 28, 2005 - By

i love sports.special k for brekky, jr. bacon for lunch, kd for supper. i’ve had the same three meals, day in day out for the... View Article


February 21, 2005 - By

this week mattyb’s bassment got a set of drums. it was one of the best days of my life. everything goes better with a drummer,... View Article


February 1, 2005 - By

i was asked by the profs of my almamatter to be the guest speaker for the professional practices class. i guess that means i’ve made... View Article


January 21, 2005 - By

alara did very well. i’m not sure if it’s a good thing or not, but the skinny leather 80’s tie may have been more popular... View Article

now with 33% more bass

January 3, 2005 - By

this holiday season bretton and i sealed the deal and settled on a band name: alara. we practiced a bunch of songs for the coffeehouse.... View Article

a new low

December 12, 2004 - By

i bought a low b string for my old bass and took off the g. matt and i had to drill holes in the bridge... View Article


December 7, 2004 - By

i’m getting old. the memory is the first thing that goes.


November 29, 2004 - By

as you may have heard, i got scurvy this week. the doctor actually seems to think it’s cool. i bet he brags about his patients... View Article

new love

November 21, 2004 - By

here’s what you need to do: find a double bass. you don’t need to know how to play to appreciate how it really is the... View Article

back to bassics

November 10, 2004 - By

i’ve been dl’ing live vids of bands and have noticed an annoying trend. no bass player action. ridiculous. example: the strokes were on conan, out... View Article

last laffs

November 5, 2004 - By

remember the high school math prof who hated you? mine would heckle me in class. anyways, he called me at work with a photoshop elements... View Article

the day has come

November 2, 2004 - By

back in highschool emily wood convinced me to get my g1 driving license. today, it is expired. i never even learned how to drive. better... View Article

technology sucks

November 1, 2004 - By

I’ve had a minidisc walkman for a year now, and it’s ruining me for music. have you been paying attention to my top 5? i... View Article


October 21, 2004 - By

those of you in my whining circle may have heard me complain that my sight has gone south since i had eyeritis. i went to... View Article

welcome to paradise

October 19, 2004 - By

about three months ago there was an attempted abduction directly across the street from where i work. three weeks ago there was a band robbery... View Article


October 5, 2004 - By

last week after the first presidential debate some cnn guy, and also the toronto star quoted the opinions expressed by bloggers as some kind of... View Article


September 17, 2004 - By

last week I got in a fight with a ninja on the way to work. he was beating the snot out of me until I... View Article