Don’t Get with the Times

It was an XKCD comic that got me thinking about living 5 years behind everyone technologically.

Think about it! At this point, people will practically give you their old technology. What was the coolest phone in 2004? The Motorola Razr was very popular, but today smartphones dominate the market. I would give you my old Razr if you wanted an app-less phone that only does calls and text. What about computer hardware? 2GB of RAM would be a monster in ’04 on your XP machine! All technology from 4 years ago would be dirt cheap, or just given to you.

It doesn’t end there. Five years from now the next-big-thing will be here and people will give you their useless old iPhones or first generation Androids. Technology always grows, and you could be there to swoop in and save a fortune. As if that weren’t enough, you’d also be free of the misery of discovering incompatible drivers and other pitfalls that come with being on the bleeding edge.

Being the nerd I am, I’m not sure that I can make this 5 year lapse commitment; but I really want to know someone who does. I want to see someone take it to the level where they have a Calendar setup listing what media / tech is really big at the moment so they can jump on it in a half decade.

Let me know if it’s you. I’ll give you my old junk.

Big News 5 Years ago in 2004…

  1. Half Life 2
  2. FireFox
  3. MySpace
  4. Gmail
  5. Spiderman 2
  6. Modest Mouse’s Good News
  7. LOST

The Meaning of Life

I like trying to break my brain on some big thoughts sometimes. One I used to wrestle with was the ‘Meaning of Life’. It’s like the cliché hard-question. It’s one everyone likely has to deal with themselves, but I have answered it to my satisfaction.

I think whatever it is, the answer has to be as relevant thousands of years ago as it does today. It has to be universal for everyone, regardless of culture or situation.

I have boiled it down simply to three things: Happiness, Love and Knowing God.

Maybe it’s over-simplified, maybe it comes off as preachy; but it’s how I want to live.

Bassics

This month marks the sixth year since I bought my first bass and taught myself how to play. From learning tabs, and playing along with CDs to recording with a group of friends it’s been an awesome time so far.

One of the best things I did was learn the neck. I did it by making some sheets up and figuring out patterns. Enjoy;

Bassics PDF

My Top 1000 Days

Time to get a wee bit sappy. 1000 days ago today I married Kristi on a snowy February morning. What followed were the best 1000 days of my life. They’ll be hard to top. My wife is truly awesome. She’s my best friend.

McBlains

I sometimes invent special occasions, but I feel the 1000 day mark is warranted; triple digits! Happy Kilaversary Kristi!

hap hap happy.

2010: (Don’t say Poh-taw-toe)

Next year is 2010. For the last year I’ve been trying to tell people how we should say this as a society.

I’m hearing a lot of people say “Two thousand and ten“. I totally understand, you’re adding one to the “nine” at the end of this year; but I think this is a misstep - ”Twenty Ten” sounds cooler, uses less syllables and is what Sci-Fi actors have been saying for years.

The only time I think it’s right to say “Two thousand and ten” is if they were saying “One thousand Nine hundred and ninety nine” a decade ago.

Spread the word.

Sam’s Answers (a short story)

Chapter one

Walden’s Post

Novmeber 4, 2003

It was a day like any other for Herbert S. Walden. There was nothing extraordinary about the weather or the people hustling by the 22 story complex on 23rd and Spine St. It isn’t often that there are anomalies in the working day of a door man, but this day promised to be different to this forty-something.

“Morning Herbert.”

“Morning Mr. Ralph.”

No cars careened off the road into pedestrians. No Squeegee-kids discussing quantum physics. No one was wounded by the pigeons that bobbed predictably on the curb. Gargoyles didn’t rain from the rooftops. Curious. Continue reading

Wine

For most of my life I have thought that Wine was a really snobby unapproachable subject. It’s like some heavily over-intellectualized drink for the most unbearably snooty people in the world.

A few months ago a friend introduced me to some Gary Vaynerchuk keynotes on Social Media and self branding, as these are a natural extension to my job of helping people grow their businesses online. This led to me checking out some of his other messages on the subject of business. On his personal site he has a lot of really good thought provoking videos; many in which he uses his on Wine Library TV podcast as an example. I was still a bit skeptical, so I decided to check out his wine podcast to see how he put his money where his mouth is.

Within 2 minutes he had completely removed the negative stigma about wine, and made it totally approachable. Over the last couple months Kristi and I have been sampling some wines here and there and slowly learning about this vast wine world. As a result I find I’ve been enjoying smelling and tasting all food much more! For the first time in my life I’m starting to really enjoy eating.

So far our favourite wine has been a 2005 Masi Costasera Amarone. What’s yours?

Arley, Link it Up

The first Vaynerchuk video I saw on Social Media

Gary Vaynerchuk Personal Website

Wine Library TV – this video is a highlight reel.